The bearded hipster


when you squirt ranch up a guys -ss then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.
after listening to a mumford and sons alb-m alb-m brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his -rs- only to have it end up in his new facial hair. the bearded hipster.

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