the beaver of giving
the beaver of giving is a humanoid, rock-eating monster that dwells in the mountains. despite his hulking, grotesque appearance, the beaver is relatively peaceful. he is usually considered, perhaps superficially, to be of low intelligence, although there is no particular indication of this in the scriptures; in fact, there is evidence to the contrary, such as his ability to industrialize ahead of all the other races, in the alfred hitchc-ck film,”oh sh-t! we are all out of embalming fluid.”
the beaver of giving is freed when you use the hammer of lazy to ground pound the t-ts off of the rusty floor diamond switch. he then gives you the stupid silver key of brussels, and tells zach’s dad to get the f-ck out of the house for a half hour, in the most polite way possible.
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