The McD’s
when your new girlfriend drops you off lunch at work then out of nowhere when you are walking away she blurts out “i love you” then proceeds to cuss at her self in the car while beating on the stearing wheel.
she handed me a bag of mcdonalds and said “bye i love you”….long pause
sory about the mcd’s
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