The Becera Statue of Liberty
a s-xual position in which a woman with a prosthetic limb is being jack-hammered. the prosthetic limb is removed, the end of it is set on fire, and it is held in the right hand (like the statue of liberty’s torch). the becera statue of liberty is not completed to satisfaction unless the smoke detector goes off, the fire department is called, or unknowing parents smell smoke and investigate.
man, i was giving this cancer-survivor with a fake leg the becera statue of liberty, when my upstairs neighbor called the fire department who then broke down the door.
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