the beets


that band from the doug show, remember? they did “i need more allowance” and “killer tofu”
dude, i remember the beets.
the best band ever to spring fully formed from a cartoon. more famous songs include “killer tofu”, “i need more allowance” and “shout your gums out”.
loser: “d-mnit man! i tried to get tickets for the beets, but they were all sold out!”
loyal fan: “you are a fool.”
that brittish band from the doug funny show(cleverly t-tled doug where they sing stupid songs that get stuck in your head.

the beets’ were the most popular band on the show and were adored by doug, skeeter, and patty.
the beets’ song #1:
“i need more allowance!”
“yodelllayheeeehoooooooo.”
“why?!”
“because i do!”

little girls doug and skeeter: “ahhhhhh!!!!!! the beets’!!!!”

the beets’ song #2:
“a-eeeeee-ooooooooo killer tofu!”
“oooooooo-eeeeeeeee-ooooooooo killer tofu!”

little girl patti wets her pants.

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