The Befores
the extraordinarily overwhelming and unavoidable state of single mindedness and almost blindingly impaired judgment preceding s-xual release. often used as an explanation for certain cases of seemingly out of character behavior. this is usually followed by the afters, a powerful state of shame, embarr-ssment, and regret, immediately following s-xual release.
guy 1: what the f-ck is wrong with you? you walked out of your room wearing nothing but a gene simmons mask and a fleshlight, and proceeded to loudly gratify yourself until you creamed all over liz.
guy 2: i hadn’t gotten off in a week. i had a really bad case of the befores…
guy 1: fair enough. plus that b-tch deserved it.
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