the big surprise
its a s-x gesture where you think ur f-cking your girlfriend… but ur really f-cking ur grandma….
originated: cooper b
cooper: dude i was with my girlfriend last night and we were doing it, but then i looked down
trenton: and it was your grandma
cooper: the big surprise
trenton: omg the big surprise
its when your f-cking a girl and you look down… and its your grandma!!!!
guy 1: -fap fap fap fap- “ah d-mn girl h-ll yeah… ah f-ck its my grandma!!!!”
guy 2: d-mn thats quite the big surprise!
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