The Bird Bath
to -j-c-l-t- into a womans belly b-tton; then proceed to slap your p-n-s “your bird” in the naval while chirping. “cherrrpppp cherrpppp”
i gave this b-tch the bird bath last night.
she slapped me,
then flew the coop
the act of stretching your scr-t-m into a bowl shape while in the shower with a woman, then filling it with water and having her get down on her knees and drink from it.
bro, i totally made her drink from the birdbath in the shower this morning.
spread the skin of your ball sack and make into a bowl. pour some sort of liquid into the newly made bowl. swiftly jump up and down so the p-n-s head slaps the liquid multiple times. like a bird flapping his wings in the bird bath
im going to give you the bird bath
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