The Black Parade


my chemical romance’s alter ego / their new alb-m. the first song off it is welcome to the black parade.
this was in an interview sent to people who signed up to the black parade
f-cking amazing new cd by the band my chemical romance.
everyone should by my chemical romance’s new cd the black parade.
the black parade is rumored to be the t-tle of the latest alb-m by my chemical romance, which is due out on oct. 23 in the uk and oct. 24 in the us. it is alternately rumored to be the first single off the as-yet-unnamed alb-m. the website blackparade.com has a ghostly image of the members of my chemical romance in the background and offers t-shirts that read “we are the black parade.”
fans of my chemical romance are going crazy trying to figure out what the black parade is.
the well known alb-m of my chemical romance. according to gerard lead singer of the band and frontman. the black parade comes to the the patient as death. but in reality its a band of diabolical penguins bent on conquering the world. the penguins are slowly drawing a plan against the band for stealing there gang name.
penguin leader: you will suffer the consequences you name stealer you.
gerard: i beg to differ you insignificant penguin lady
mikey: word
gerard: did you just say word?
mikey: uh no…we are the black parade
penguin leader: enough. you shall wither and die
ray: oh my gosh look a penguin. come here penguin i love you ::chases penguin::
penguin leader: help me!
the most recent my chemical romace cd to hit stores…the black parade itself is about “the pacient” who’s going through cancer and about to die and in gerard way’s way of thinking, its when death comes to you in you most cherished memory and the pacient’s most cherished memory is about his father taking him to see the marching band. being that it is the black parade, death comes to him as a parade. listen to the alb-m, youll probably understand his story more
welcome to the black parade
where i want to go when i die.
“where do you want to go when you die?”
“the black parade, b-tch!”
the black parade is the new name of my chemical romance’s newest alb-m, which came out last year. but, the real meaning of the black parade, think about it, black symbolizes death, and a parade is a celebration, so the black parade is a celebration of death. it is also focused around “the patient” and you can find a picture of “the patient” on photobucket.
long live the black parade!

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