the bladder burner
when you need a poo soo badly that it burns your bladder. then you try to get it out of your system but all you can manage is a turtle neck.
“cor, last night jim i had the bladder burner. hurt like h-ll and i was on the toilet for `13 hours trying to get it out”
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