the blake


to go to a party, most likely of someone you dont like, sneak into the laundry room, and sh-t in the dryer, then turn timer to 90 min on high cotton.

to go to a laundymat, throw a freshly p–ped in sock into a dryer, insert max amount of quarters and leave.
youve been hit by the blake
the ugly person accepted by the beautiful people
oh my god, look at that guy with all those hott chicks! he is definately the blake.
the act of receiving gay b-tt s-x, but not seeking the courtesy reach around, seemingly only seeking the feel of a c-ck in the -ss
jerry surprised joe by not asking for a reach around, and pulled the blake

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