the blasto


the blasto is the act of cracking the fingers in such a way it forces your muscles to contract and produce a blast of gas from the -ss.
jehova’s witness: “good morning, i would like to tell you of the works of the great and holy jesus christ.”
you: *prepares to let forth the blasto*

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