The Blinker Rule
in an effort to facilitate a more focused driving experience, it is not necessary to use your blinkers / turn signals at speeds above 100mph.
“did he use his blinkers when he p-ssed you?”
“nope”
“well then he must have been obeying the blinker rule”
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