The Blowjob Queen
this is the term of a friend, that everyone has, that gets down on her knees way too much for her own health. at first looking for love in the wrong places, she now just has fun doing it. although, you probably don’t understand why. but why does it matter? she gets you beer by getting down and suckin off a hard one and she has house parties and thats all you need, so keep on blowing bl-wj-b queen.
1. yo my friend jenn jean is a bl-wj-b queen!
2. matt:”jenn jean the bl-wj-b queen!”
jenn: “shut up!”
matt:”sorry my bad, jenn jean the f-cking machine.”
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