the bluetones


one of the best indie/punk/alt bands there are.
i cant believe there’s no definitions for them on here!
so im gonna give them the definition they deserve.
such gorgeous music ranging from soft rock to almost folky type stuff, utterly unique.
fronted by mark morriss who wrote my favourite poem of all time in the back cover of their 3rd alb-m ‘science& nature’.
anyway…yeh fronted by mark morriss (or big mo)
his brother scott morriss , adam devlin and eds chesters.
played near where i live in november….my brother went to see them and stole the set list off the stage…and went on the tour bus ….and met the band.
they write all of their own songs (why would they need covers when they’re so d-mn awesome?)
some of their most well known songs are ‘bluetonic’, ‘are you blue or are you blind?’, ‘marblehead johnson’ and ‘keep the home fires burning’.
if you’ve never heard of the bluetones then you deserve a slap but at least after reading this you now have!!
-mark morriss is a lyrical genius in his own right-
i sleep in my beloved bluetones t-shirt
the best band in the world with the most gorgeous singing, dancing, funky -ss’d frontman mark morriss. the best tunes in the world have come from this band, kiss their feet now!!
mark morrissthe lead singer of the bluetones!! gorge!!!!!

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