The Boa Constrictor


part of the p-n-s showing game…

-the act of a man wrapping his p-n-s around his t-st-cl-s and pulling tight to resemble a boa constrictor choking a mouse to death.
“you got me good with brains… ill hit you with some new sh-t…” later on that day ‘ha b-tch check that sh-t out i call it the boa constrictor’

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