The Bob Ross


the act of unloading s-m-n onto a woman’s face and preceding to use your p-n-s as a paintbrush to apply it all over her face. an act truly honoring the great artist bob ross.

you know that feeling you get when you’ve really accomplished something? that’s how you’ll feel after givin’ her the bob ross.
the bob ross is a s-xual move. it can only be performed if the male has a long goatee, much like the late, great television artist. the key is to twist the beard to a point, and while performing c-nn-l-ng-s, dip the pointy beard into the female’s -n-s and then proceed to “paint” on her v-g-n- with the freshly-dipped brush.
i gave nicole the bob ross the other night. there was sh-t everywhere! she loved it.

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