the booty monster


a man whos need for ‘the booty’ transforms him into a snarling, drooling, uncontrolable booty monster. the only cure, is for the booty monsters prey to give it up.
kelly says no so often that her boyfriend has with-drawls and turns into the booty monster. then theres no stopping him.

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