the bork
1.this is a man that hits on women, only to have it all go down the tubes. he looks suave, but can’t cut it with the ladies.
2.verb-you can use bork in place of the word f-ck in any sentence
what a loser, he looks just like the bork.
dude, i was borking this girl for like 6 months until i found out she had crabs.
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