The Bort


the name of the forum on the official umphrey’s mcgee fan site
“there are some sarcastic umphreaks on the bort”

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  • the bucket

    this is the slang term for the city pawtucket, rhode island as is is affectionately called by its residents. it is also refferred to as this in several cr-ppy movies. yeah, i don’t live in some upscale town like lincoln, i’m from the bucket.

  • Thought Vomit

    1. thrash/punk band from sebastopol, ca 2. an utter lack in verbal inhibition 3. the result of overthinking that guy who won’t shut up, everything he says is thought vomit or the people who look into things way too deeply… they turn everything into thought vomit

  • Twatsocket

    a real b-tch or an -sshole. “that filthy wh-r- is a tw-tsocket!” “he is such a tw-tsocket, i hope he rots.” an insult used to replace douchebag, tw-t waffle, etc. infanticide jessy is such a tw-t socket for believing adoption is teh debil.

  • The Clap Slap

    when a woman has “the clap” or formally known as chlamydia. she sticks her hand down her pants and gets some of the chlamydia juice on her hand and rubs it across someones face. hence “the clap slap” julia used the clap slap on jason.

  • The Columbian Clam Chowder

    when you are performing oral s-x on a womens mouth so hard that she throws up on your c-ck, when this has been done you now need to shuve it in her v-g-n-, yummy. so last night me and sam were f-cking your mom, and she threw up all over my c-ck, so what did […]


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