the bottlejack
when one has a blockage in ones -n-s due to a heavy dose of codeine. ..when the blockage starts pushing on its travels and heads for sunlight ,one quickly de-pants ,lays on back with legs in the air and proceeds to push the t-rd out in short bursts (carefully as not to snap it off)whilst making a pumping motion on your p-n-s somewhat resembling a bottle jack
jonesy quickly jumped on the loungeroom floor and pumped out a quick the bottlejack.. great party trick mate but nextime not in front of the in laws
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