the bounce and wink
a highly seductive process by which a man or woman oscillates from the hips in a sitting position. accompaning the bouncing motion is the wink (1 per 2-3 bounces) which causes the target to lose all s-xual control and become immediately infatuated with the bounce-and-winker. the bounce and wink is not to be used lightly as its effectiveness is near perfect.
across the way i spotted a hot little bitty looking my direction. i gave her the bounce and wink to solidify her l-st for me.
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