The Bowel Report
the lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.
well, it turns out your grandfather doesn’t need lunch today; too bad i had to sit through the bowel report to find that out.
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