The Bowflex
a s-xual maneuver named for its many moving parts as well as for the stamina and strength needed to sustain it. in a missionary position, grab the female partner’s left shoulder with your left hand and slide your right arm under her -ss. pull her -ss up off the bed so that you’re on your elbow. position yourself, and push your body off the ground on your tip-toes. as you pump downward, pull her body upward with your hand under her -ss, and use your left hand to keep her from sliding away.
“i gave maria the bowflex for like an hour last night.”
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