The Boxer
a term often -ssociated with a co-worker or cl-ssmate who epitomizes the qualities of a douchebag; who has the physical characteristics of a leprechaun; and whose every word uttered conjures the sound of nails on a chalkboard. the use of the word “the” in conjunction with “boxer” is of utmost importance as it allows all parties involved to use the term as a third person reference so as to keep the target unaware of its meaning if he/she should be present when the term is being used.
tom: so, this morning on the way to storebux, i was talking about how you can get your coffee “ground” if you buy it from storebux, and the boxer was like “ehe ehe, you mean grinded?”
bill: yeah?
tom: and i’m thinkin to myself, no you condescending little sh!t, i said ground!!, like what i want to do to your face!!! d-mn, i hate when the boxer tags along.
the boxer: yeah, that -ss!
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