The Boys Come Marching Home
upon venturing into the glory hole of your s-xual partner, after giving her one h-ll of an -rg-sm, she will emit a moan of pure ecstasy, and you will know you’ve completed a job well done.
note: this is synonymous with “completing your final mission”
little tony, everyone’s lovable little scamp, went to a party with his more matured friends. he meets a girl.
enter tony, stage left
tony: hey there. would you like to talk with me for a little while?
esmeralda: sure sweet heart.
enter mordechai, tony’s wingman.
mordechai: hey there, tony ol’ buddy ol’ pal! i see you’ve been hittin’ it off with this hoe for a little while now. you gonna f-ck her or what?
tony: oh, um, excuse me miss, my friend here is a little under the influence. you see, his blood alcohol content has exceeded its-
esmeralda: oh it’s okay, i’m used to it.
suddenly, mordechai arouses the crowd, and a riot breaks out, in which tony and esmeralda surf the crowd together.
tony: oh my, i knew i shouldn’t have come to this shindig! i have a test tomorrow!
esmeralda: you need to lighten up, big boy. you as tense as a bag o’ chips.
suddenly, mordechai and the others throw tony and esmeralda in a room, and the door is blocked by the fellow party-goers. they are in the room alone for 3 hours. this is the first time they have been alone all night.
after being in the room for all that time, the door kn-b began to twist. everyone fell silent and stared at the door.
after it opened, tony stood there, belt buckle undone.
tony: the boys come marching home.
the crowd bursts into cheers
mordechai: let’s party
suddenly, “feeling hot hot hot” started playing, and everyone danced
fin
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