The Breakfast Monkey


the superhero cartoon scandinavian monkey who wants to spread the goodness of breakfast to the world! drawn and co-created by my chemical romance singer gerard way, the cartoon was rejected, and now only the the sample episode exsists. you can watch it at thebreakfastmonkey.com
“h-llo, i am the breakfast monkey! would you like some eggs?”

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