the brig
a jail or prison on board a u.s. navy or coast guard vessel.
zapp: failure to prevent a mutiny. throw her in the brig.
fry: we don’t have a brig.
zapp: then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as “the brig.”
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