The Brown Market


like the black market, only all the illegal items you will ever need come from your fellow inmate’s -sshole. hence, brown.
guard falzone: listen, just tell us where you got the melon baller.

prisoner: (sigh) jerry’s -sshole.

guard falzone: you mean…?

prisoner: yup, the brown market.
anything you would get black market such as copyrighted material or illegal narcotics except from a latino, hence brown market.
steve: where did you get that polo shirt at bro?

bro: i got it real cheap from the brown market

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