the brown ringer


while two person of the opposite s-x are engaging in intercourse of a dog-like nature, the male partner slides a small cellular telephone, vibrate on, into the females -n-s. the resulting situation allows for a more literal booty call.
john was pounding that thirsty trick’s vag doggie style when he got a phone call. rather than answer the cell phone, he gave her the brown ringer.

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