the bttp- syndrome
the bttp- syndromeis the medical term for the absolute lowest form of male cowardice. easily explained the bttp is zeta male with a girlfriend that will drive the subject’s life so fare in the gutter. but the subject is too insecure to break up and continues to live in fear and depression.
signs of bttp syndrome:
– hairloss
– gut growth
– loss of friends
– var. mental disorders
– suicidal thoughts
“bruh i havent talked to name in months”
“yeah afther our last social gathering his girlfriend exposed some pretty f-cked up stuff”
“have the broken up”
“nah”
“d-mn he got the the bttp- syndrome”
Read Also:
- head of drama
nickname for the person that is usually the most dramatic in a company or among a group of people how did that meeting go? the head of drama made such a mess
- cankedort
a sticky situation; a royal mess, a snafu, where you’re between a rock and a hard place, in a pickle, up sh-t creek without a paddle. specifically, a place or situation that is -ssociated with hesitant, uncertain behaviour. also spelled “kankedort” and “kankerdort”. from “canke(re)d” (meaning “crabbed”, from the astrological belief that the sun stops […]
- wet bath
having s-m-n come out of your p-n-s while bathing. i had a wet bath that is weird.
- bulluca
i hate that girl but i cannot say it in public so make a code word and say bullaca. bullaca means i hate in habbes language. bulluca bethan, shes so horrible!!!
- delapiss
when you take a sh-t, wipe your -ss clean, walk out the bathroom all fresh and free and 15 seconds later need to go back to take a “delayed p-ss” looking like someone with a bad prostate. #1:*walks out the bathroom* #2:”all done?” #1:”that was the most magnificent sh-te ever.” #2:”cool, let’s go” #1:*stops for […]