The Budden Scale
a scale from one to ten, in which l’s are the measurement
a scale measuring epic failure
wow, he went out with a chick with no front teeth, safe to say that’s at least 7 l’s on the budden scale.
his love/hate relationship with video blogging has him disrespecting himself to the tune of 8 l’s on the budden scale.
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