The Buffman


he thinks he’s the avenger of inroom curfew, has a habit of creeping on girls halls and walking into rooms unannounced regardless of gender. j-plum sometimes accompanies him just to make sure he doesn’t give out too many demerits, because they’re like candy to him, candy he actually shares…
the buffman is like superman, but evil and without a weakness to kryptonite

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