the bullfighter
when a guy waves an unopened condom at a girl, hoping she’ll charge towards him and have s-x. as with the matador’s muleta, works best when the condom wrapper is red.
dude 1: “hey man, i used the bullfighter on a chick last night. why the h-ll didn’t it work?” dude 2: “because you’re a f-cking dumb-ss!”
dude 1: “i did the bullfighter yesterday and it worked!” dude 2: “she was a 2 out of 10. anything would’ve worked with her.”
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