The Bullfrog
the bull frog, similar to the the angry dragon is when a man is having intense oral s-x with his girlfriend, she is in squatting position and slowly thrusts while she is going down on the p-n-s. this will create a fire in her eyes, and in some cases disapproval. none the less, after continuing, give her a nice, firm, flick to the middle of her neck, or to use agression, a karate chop (excellent stress reliever) to the throat. the end result is a “whoap” kind of noise, similar to that of a bullfrog. she will angrily hop away like a bullfrog. extra points if you catch it on audio.
dude, last night was hilarious. karen was pretty p-ssed when i gave her the bullfrog, but it was totally worth it.
the bullfrog is when you have someone put their mouth on your -n-s. you then fart into their mouth and the result causes their cheeks to flare out with your gas.
my girlfriend p-ssed me off, so when she was tossing my salad, i gave her the bullfrog.
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