The Butterfly
a “trick” in which a man staples his scr-t-m to his leg to make it look like a “b-tterfly,” made famous when steve-o did it in a night club in los angeles.
guy 1-“dude, i’ll give you 5 bucks to do the b-tterfly!”
guy 2-“who do you think i am, steve-o?”
when two chicks are scissoring eachothers v-g-n-s, and the guy slips his d-ck inbetween.
me and my girlfriend and her cousin had the b-tterfly last night.
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