The Bum Steer
a bar where a typical night consists of blacking out after your first drink, and waking up to find you p-ssed yourself on the hot bartenders couch. you most likely have no idea what happened last night and have some sort of head injury. has some of the best bartenders and stiffest drinks you will encounter at a bar. food, booze, pool tables, music and hot chicks… pretty f-ckin cool.
guy 1: dude what happened to the left side of your face and why do you smell like bleach?
guy 2: i went to the the b-m steer.
guy 1: oh.
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