The Bumpus
a mythical creature found in certain parts of the uk, the b-mpus in incredibly intelligent being with superior knowledge of all things.
the b-mpus survives on a diet of biscuits and cakes, its written in the histroy books that finest scottish short bread biscuits are a favourite but this has never been confirmed.
due to the outstanding intelligence levels people often refer to having an idea close to perfection as “having a b-mpus”
john: dont know what to do today?
mike: omg, i just had the b-mpus
john: what is it
mike: lets go back in time and destroy charlie sheen
john: let’s do it!
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