The bumpy ride home.


when you take the bike seat off, spread your cheeks, and slowly sitting down on the seat post… then take the b-mpiest ride home, enjoy 😉

– traditionally done with a lance armstrong poster in view.
guy one: “i took “the b-mpy ride home.” and my -ss hole is sore!”

guy two: “sweet, can i see it?”

guy three: “got an extra bike?”

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