THE Bunta
a legendary player of initial d arcade stage version 1, 2, and 3 originating from new jersey.
master of the trueno on all courses in any condition.
has average times on time attack, but his real talent is during battles where he runs record breaking times.
prefers to use real racing techniques rather than game moves only such as eraser and tst.
he’s supposedly retired after the release of version 4.
some of the “myths” surrounding him is that he hit 220km/h with a trueno on myogi ccw dry during a battle boost off and he ran 2’56″5 on akina downhill dry during a battle playing jokingly.
guy 1: wow! you’re really good with a trueno.
guy 2: that’s nothing! have you ever heard of the bunta?
guy 1: the bunta?! i heard he once raced someone and let them get 1000m ahead at the start then p-ssed him and braked right away and let the guy get ahead of him again and p-ssed him at the finish!
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