The Curry Manakin
a manakin filled with diced turkey thigh curry, dressed up as a indian with a turban on,a white cloth across one arm and plate of keema rice in the other, spinning on an old knackered record player in the middle of a country lane shouting enteet!!
read the above again!! the curry manakin!!
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