The Butter Churn
a polygamous s-x act in which a women lies on her shoulders with her legs up in the air spread at about 90 degrees. one man stands perpendicular to her and between her legs, and positions his p-n-s straight down into her v-g-n-. two other men (or women if they have the upper body strength) stand on either side and hold on to the woman’s ankles. they then pull her up and down onto the man’s p-n-s, using her legs just like the handle on a b-tter churn.
dan, mike, cindy, and i were bored last night after scrabble-o-rama so we turned that b-tch into the b-tter churn.
when you pour warm milk in a girls v-g-n- and alternate f-cking speeds until it solidifies into b-tter…the next morning you trick her into eating said b-tter.
guy: we made good b-tter last night while we did the b-tter churn.
girl: yea…mmm this toast is good.
guy: hehehe
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