the chrivers


a s-xual position named after a college student. the act consists of two men having s-x. one man standing while the other man mounts him from behind and wraps his legs around him while inserting his p-n-s into the other man’s -n-s. while reaming the man’s -sshole, the mounter begins to sh-t himself, but the sh-t must be a very specific kind of sh-t, it must be explosive diahrea. the force of the sh-t being expelled must be great enough to form the shape of a rooster tail. while f-cking the other man’s -ss and sh-tting in the form of a rooster tail, the mounter must dip his feet in vegetable oil (or any other lubricant) and then give the mountee a reacharound using his feet. thus, a chrivers is performed. this s-xual feat has only been achieved once by the person it was named for.
the phrase “the chrivers” in daily use:

“dude did you hear about john and joe?”
“no what happened?”
“well apparently they got really sh-t faced and started going at it.”
“that’s pretty gross dude.”
“no, that’s not even the gross part. do you know what a chrivers is?”
“you mean the guy from second floor?”
“no, the s-xual position.”
“what the f-ck?”
“look it up on definithing.com. it’s pretty f-cked up. anyways, joe did it to john. it’s kinda freaking me out.”

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