The Buttress
a large mammal that uses exagerated hand movements while speaking. this mammal is known for its alcoholic binges and good smelling purges. the b-ttress is usually seen in the kansas-missouri region when he is not eating m-ssive amounts of sour punch straws in texas.
dude, what’s up with the b-ttress?
i don’t know dude, he has been sucking trying to explain physics to that three year old for like 30 minutes…i think his hand gestures are making the kid cry. i know dude, maybe he is raping that poor child
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