The Buttstache
the b-ttstache occurs when a dude and a b-tch are 69’ing and the b-tch (or dude) farts directly on your lips and nose, causing the fart wind mustache “the b-ttstache
friend 1: “this was f-cking gross bro, i was going down on this b-tch and she was suckin ma d-ck, all of a sudden, she ripped a fat one right on my face!” freind 2: “ew what the f-ck? it was the b-ttstache”
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