The Buzz Lightyear
when a woman is blowing a man and just as he’s about to c-m, the woman gives him a swift uppercut to the nads, causing him to see stars and she bellows, “to infinity and beyond! as she is avalanched in a meteor shower of splooge.
last night, i was blowing phil and i was still upset with him for pulling an angry pirate on me the previous evening, so i gave him a wicked bl-wj-b and finished it off with the buzz lightyear. that’s my toy story.
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