The Cabbage


a f-cking annoying half dwarf, half human-ish character, that don’t know f-ckin’ sh-t about f-ckin’ sh-t! constantly thinking that minor f-cking issues could cause any particular company to implode.
romeo: i forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.

the cabbage: urrrgh, urrrgh, we’re all gonna die! oh dear! oh dear!

romeo: oh here it is, its all ok now.

the cabbage: ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!

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