the cake is cold
what co-workers tell each other as secret code to know that, yes, today is somebody’s birthday – and yes, cake will be shared in the lunchroom.
receptionist j: isn’t today mary’s birthday?
receptionist p: duh wench, the cake is cold !
what co-workers tell each other as secret code to know that, yes, today is somebody’s birthday – and yes, cake will be shared in the lunchroom.
receptionist j: isn’t today mary’s birthday?
receptionist p: duh wench, the cake is cold!
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