The Calvinator
a s-xual practice in which s-x toys (d-ld-s, vibrators, b-tt plugs, etc.) are replaced with lizards of all shapes and sizes. the bigger the lizard, the better the -rg-sm. typically, the person on top screams “kys” upon -j-c-l-t–n, thus creating a calvin-induced super–rg-sm. the cult calling themselves “the reptilian army” are known for praciticing this tactic everytime they have intercourse without fail.
“ah, i can’t take anymore of the calvinator, i’m going to c-m!”
“kys b-tch”
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