The Camera Problem


one of the first obstacles encountered by aspiring film makers: not having a camera. encountering the camera problem often kills movies in preproduction.
“dude, i thought you and brandon were gonna make a movie!”
“we wanted to, but we don’t have a camera.”
“ohhhhh, the camera problem, huh.”

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